June 2011
May 2011
30 Days of TV
Day Six: Favorite episode of your favorite TV show
→ BTVS 5.22 “The Gift”
When a child is aborted.
That child is not sad.
That child is not angry.
That child is not wondering what kind of live he could of lived.
That child does not think, “Mother, why did you not love me?
That child is not thinking at all.
The only people it immediately affects, are the parents.
It’s their decision, no one else’s.Not the government.
Not yours.
And not your God’s.
Encounters With My Crush
When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
teacher:
other kids:
me:
I’m memorizing this just to use it against a teacher ;)
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