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Rebecca. 20. Canadian. Coffee drinker and late night TV watcher. I like cats, the sims, movies and good looking celebrities. Sometimes I use photoshop. Sometimes I read. I'm pretty boring. I like to reblog. My blog is a mess of fandoms, so please don't be mad when I'm not specific to one. thx 4 visiting xooox
About Me | Edits | Gifs
About Me | Edits | Gifs
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not a queen
a beeleesi
And none for Gretchen Weiners…
Keep your eyes fixed on me.
Please, could you do this for me?
I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the movie 'Taken' to get free overnight shipping on a package from Amazon.
- Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
- Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
- Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
THIS KID