A list of ladies I love → Fiona Gallagher
“This is about what you didn’t do. This is about what I did. And you know what? I did a fucking great job. Debbie is class president; she’s on the debate team going to nationals. Lip is on the top of his class; he set the curve! Ian was promoted on ROTC and he tested out of English. And Carl made something blow up for his science fair. And you know what? They did it all no thanks to you because you weren’t here!”