backs are so attractive I can’t even articulate how sexually frustrating it is to watch a hot guy turn around and take his shirt off and jfc I’m not equipped to handle it in person I should just stay on the internet forever
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i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
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i wish i was harry potter bc i could use a summoning charm to get the fridge in my room without the hassle of getting out of bed
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